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The TL;DR Edition of All 66 Books of the Bible
Forget about reading through the Bible in a year—now you can read through the Bible in about five minutes!
Genesis – God makes everything and it’s really good for about 3.2 seconds.
Exodus – YAHWEH VS. RA FIGHT NIGHT ONLY ON PAY-PER-VIEW SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY!
Leviticus – STOP DOING GROSS STUFF.
Numbers – Israel makes a wrong turn near Mt. Sinai, refuses to ask for directions.
Deuteronomy – I SAID STOP DOING GROSS STUFF GOSH WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.
Joshua – The hotly anticipated product launch of Moses 2.0.
Judges – A riveting documentary on the doctrine of total depravity.
Ruth – The Bachelorette: Hebrew Edition.
1 Samuel – David & Goliath.
2 Samuel – David & Goliath: The direct-to-VHS sequel.
1 Kings – Solomon marries a ton of women and that turns…
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