I love this! I want to know why he named his glass eye Ralph. 😉
❧ A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
❧ A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
❧ An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
❧ Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
❧ A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
❧ Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
❧ A question mark walks into a bar?
❧ A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
❧ Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a war. The bartender says, “Get out — we don’t serve your type.”
❧ A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on…
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