Lady Rougepen Says: I Curse You!


Hear are some mean-spirited, yet hilarious, curses that people hurled in yesteryears:

May the desert wind blow angry scorpions up your robe.

Maybe you be swallowed by a whale with bad breath.

May a family of ferrets nest in your knickers.

May no one tell you about the spinach between your teeth.

May you be smitten with an itch where you cannot scratch.

May you find a half-eaten worm in your apple…after you swallow.

May the dog really eat your homework.

From Strange History: Mysterious Artifacts, Macabre Legends, Boneheaded Blunders & Mind-Blowing Facts (2016) by Peter Norton

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